Pathan gusse se: Waiter ! Es chicken biryani mai chicken kion nahi hai?
Waiter: Gulab Jaman mai Gulaab kahan hota hai?
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Pathan: Han yar sorry…..

Sardar: Agar narail ki darkht par char jawon
Tu Engineering College ki larkiyan dekhengi??
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Pathan: Han.. Owr agar hath chor daiga
Tu Medical College ki bhi dekh jayengi

Pathan (Nurse se): Kia Doctor sahib ne abhi tak neend ki goli nahi bhaiji?

Nurse: Nahii
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Pathan: Usay kaho jaldi karo, mujhe neend arahi hai, mai goliyon ke lie owr nahi jaag sakta

Two Brilliant Minds
Sardar owr Pathan pani peeny gaye, tu glass ulta para tha

Sardar: Eska moo hi band hai
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Pathan: Neche se bhi toota hai

MATHS teacher to a brillian Pathan Student: How can we divide 8 apples among 6 persons equally?
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Pathan: Juice bana ke

Pathan ke ghar chor agia
Pathan ne daikha tu chor bhaag gia
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Pathan chor ke peche bhagty bhagty agay nekal gia
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Pathan: Ek to chori oper se "RACE" lagata hai hamary sath

Larki: Mairy ammi ko tum boht pasand aye ho
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Pathan: Kuch bhi ho, hum shadi tum se hi karega

Bhikari Pathan se: Mujhe Khany ko kuch mil sakta hai?
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Pathan: Kal ki roti kha lo gay?
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Bhikari: Haan Jee Bilkul
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Pathan: Acha tu phir kal Time se ajana

Ek darzi logon ke kapray le kar farar hogia
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Koi kehta mairi shalwar
Koi kehta mairi Qamees
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1 Pathan bhi ro raha tha, Logon ne pocha tum kion ro rahy ho?
Pathan: Hamara Naap le gia

1 Pathan apny Jaib mai Pathar dal ke Ja raha tha
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Kesi ne pocha: Esa kion kar rahy ho?
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Pathan: es dunia mai us ki Qadar hoti hai, jes ki Jaib bhaari hoti hai.