Funny Sms

Phool Bina Khushboo Bekaar Chand Bina Chandni Bekaar Pyar Bina Zindagi Bekaar Mere SMS Bina Aapka MOBILE Bekaar! » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Wife : I will die. Husband : I will also die. Wife : why do u want to die? Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta. » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Khabardar Miss Call Sehat Ke Liye Muzir Hai Tabiat Ziada Kharab Ho To Call Kijiye Tamam Sms Waldain Ki Pohanch Se Door Rakhye Vizarat-E-Tum Hakoomat-E-Hum » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Aey Eid Key Chand! Keyun karta hai tu ham ko pareshan Tujhay dekhne ke liye baichain hain ham aur mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman Tujhay daikh nahi pate poray Pakistan key insan Per Kahan say dohnd leta hai tujhay Peshawar ka Pathan, » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi! » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Mohabat me dekho, kia mukaam paiya hai haath pair toote, muh se khoon aaiya hai hospital pahunche to nurso ne kuch yu farmaiya hai .. baharon phool barsao kisi ka mehboob aiya hai » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

arz hai.. Uski ek aankh itni khubsoorat thi. Uski ek aankh itni khubsoorat thi… Ki uski doosri aankh bhi usi ko dekh rahi thi.. » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Har Karz dosti ka ada kon karega, Jab hum na rahe to dosti kon karega, ae khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kon karega?? » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Osama to Amitab : How are you? Amitab : Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam. Aap Kaise Hain? Osama : Bas Kabhi Goli Kabhi Bomb » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Kal jab mile thhe.... to dil mein hua ek sound. Aur aaj mile to kehte hain... your FILE NOT FOUND! » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga... Tu naa mili to apni zindagi CTRL+ALT+ DEL kar doonga... » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye... Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye.... » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Students ke Dard University kya jaane.. College ke riwaaj Parents kya jaane.. Hoti kitni taqleef 1 Paper likhne me.. woh Dard paper Check karne wale kya jaanee.. » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Dil cheer ke dikhaau, to dard dhoondh na paaoge, Waah...waah. .. dil cheer ke dikhaau, To dard dhoondh na paaoge... Kyonki dard to mere daant me hai, » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

P = Petrol 86.66 Rs. Per ltr A = Ata 35 Rs KG K = Khudhkush Hamle I = ILIM ki kami S = Sarko pe pani T = Traffic Jam A = Awam Pareshan N = No Electricity » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Bumper inaam- mujhe SMS pe SMS kare, Aur aap jeet sakte hai 50 laakh ki car ka ek photo, 36 inch color TV. ka ek boxs aur Pairis jaane waale plain ko ta-ta. To jaldi kariye, 0308 8471753. » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM, AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE, YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO, BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE, » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge, Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge, Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me, To Zardare ki kasam Malir Cantt me bhi Tajmahal bana denge, » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

APPLE KAT'TA HO KNIFE SE, PANI PITA HO PIPE SE, KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAI, JUTAI KHATA HO TUM WIFE SE, » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai, Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai, upar likha hai most wanted, neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai, » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Pathan.1st : - Roz subah 50 Ladkiya mera intezaar karti hai. Pathan.2nd : - are waah, woh kaise ? Pathan.1st : - Mai Girls College Bus ka Driver hoon..... » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Pathan Ko Koi Mobile Pe Tang Karta Tha, Pathan NeNew SIM Kharid Kar Use SMS Kia Maine, Wo Sim Band Kar Dia He Ab Tera Baap b Tang Nahi Kar Sakta, » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Khuda ne aapko aisa bheja, ki bheja bhejna hi bhool gaya, mujhe kisi ne bheja, isiliye yeh maine aapko bheja, » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Alam >Mujhe shaadi main BMW mili thi Rahell >par tere pass to car nahi hai Alam >BMW ka mtalb bahut motti wife » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Dastak di kisi ne aur kaha khushiya lekar aaya hu, Inbox chota na par jaaye, itani duaye laya hu, Naam bhi hai mera SMS kisi ka paigaam Lekar aapko ‘miss yu’ kahane aaya hu. » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Papa ne kaha-"Dosto se milna chod do." Mummy ne kaha-"Ghar se nikalna chod do." Dost ne kaha-"Use dekhna chod do." Usane kaha-"mujhe chahna chod do." Par tumase ye kisane kaha ki mujhe SMS karna chod do. » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

kadam-kadam par hawa ki aahat ka dhyaan rakhna, Mushkil samay me bhi dosto ko yaad rakhna, Hamaari yaado ki khushboo jaroor aayegi, Tum bas apni naak saaf rakhna. » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Shadi karni thi Par kismat khuli nahi Taj banana tha Par mumtaj mili nahi Ek din kismat khuli Aur sadi ho gaye Ab Taj banana hai Par ab ye mumtaj marti nahi » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Ek aadmi apni khoobsurat biwi ke saath Car me baitha, Driver ne shesha set kiya, Aadmi gusse me bola-"meri biwi ko dekhta hai Piche baith, car main chalauga." » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Baith kar unki julfon k saye me, Swarg jaisa anand aaya, Kambakhat uske baap ne dekh liya, Shaam ko hospital me hi hosh aaya. » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

kash logon ki mohabbat Mobile hoti Larka Nokia Larki Sony Ericsson hoti Larka mohabat k sms data Larki chahat ki miss call karti Larka larki ki miss call save karta Larki larke ki chahat sy inbox bharti Milkr roz dono apne jiwan ke battery charge kartay Ringtone ki awaz py dono ki zindagi muskurati » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Reporter >Pathan Se;Sab Pathan Kese Mar Gaye? Pathan > Elan Hua K Train Platform Per Aa Rahi Hai Sab Ne Jan Bachanay K Liye Patri Per Chalaang Laga Di. Reporter > Phir Ap Kese Bach Gaye? Pathan > Main Khudkushi K Liye Patri Per Leta Tha Ya Elan Suna To Main Platform Per Ja Kr Lait Gaya. » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Kanjos baap bete ko bahar le kar aya aur bola woh kya hai bata. Beta: Suraj Baap: aur kitna dur dhaikhe ga? » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Husband : suit bara sohna paya ay Wife : thx g Husband : lipstick bhi sohni lagai ay Wife : thx g Husband : Makeup vi sohna kitta ay Wife : thx g Husband : sohni fir vi nahi lagdi » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Doctor kay band clinic kay agay lambi line thi. Aik sardar bar bar line mai ghusta, log usko pakr ker pechay phenk daytay. Sardar: Lagay raho, mai v clinic nahi kholna. » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila Jis par likha tha,, . . . "Eid Mubarak" PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola "khair Mubarak" » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Susti bhare jism ko jagaate kyon nahi, Uthkar sabke saamne aate kyon nahi, Message bhi tumhara gand maarta hai, Thori himmat karake ‘nahate’ kyon nahi. » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Kya leke aye they, Kya lekar jaoge, Mujhe SMS na karke, Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge! » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Meri yaad aye: yaad karo. Zyada aye : sms Karo. Ussey zyada aye : phone karo Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo Ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to .. Plz jhoot bolna band karo » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor

Aap kya jaano ham kitna yaad karte hai, Maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hai, Roj khat likhate hai `cartoon network' ko, Aap hi ko dikhane ki maang karate hai. » Send this SMS to friend | Posted by:A.Shakoor